My name is Daniel X. Not Daniel Xavier or Exrum, just X. My profession is being an alien hunter. See, my mom and dad were murdered when I was three, and when I say murdered, i mean brutally murdered. The killer was a 6' 6" purplish praying mantis type freak who calls himself The Prayer.
Long story short, there is a list of alien outlaws that plan on destroying the earth and I dedicate my life to defeating them. I know what you're thinking: how can you defeat all of them?
In truth, I have this amazing ability to create anything, and I mean anything. I could make a car come from out of nowhere. I can make a tick complement me on my work. You name it, I make it. It's not hard either; at three years old i was already speaking in complete sentences and I've seen all seven natural wonders of the ancient world.
Now the list is full of information about the alien outlaws who have caused havok to earth and other planets. It's on a computer more technologically advanced that anything offered by Apple or IBM. Trust me on this: they're out there, watching and studying us.
I'm out on the run alot, so I rent apartments in different places in the world. This one time I was in Portland where these two police officers came and almost had me arrested because they thought I was a runaway.
Here's the cool part: In order to persuade them I'm not, even though I am, I was able to create my mom and dad. Cool huh? It was a nice chat woth the cops, but after that, I exhaled, and they were gone. I can create them with the memory that I have, but I can't have them forever.
I don't exactly know how I got these powers, but with them I can create anything. Everything in this universe- matter, people, air, elements- all are made up of the same basic materials, and I was born with the strange ability to rearrange these materials at will. However, I must be very calm. If I'm tired of cranky, forget it.
But that isn't all my powers either. I'm rather fast, I'm pretty strong, and I can influence people like a hypnotist.
However, I could also be an alien. I don't know. There aren't many good aliens out there, mostly bad ones who like to plot to take over the world.
I have one last piece of info before i go. My next target is Number 6- Ergent Seth. He plots on taking over the world, wiping out the population, and repopulating it with sick alien freaks like him. I have to catch him before he gets a head start, or before he sends someone else after me. I once beat this guy who was sent by Number 6, and when I was just about to take him, he turned back into a trucker. Aliens are also very good shape-shifters.
I'm done for now. Daniel X out.
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5 comments:
It's a good thing you have us to help out, or else you would be a gonner!
-Joe
Shut up Joe! All you do is eat and drink all our food. If you ask me, I do all the helping.
-Dana
Excuse me, but best buds always go before aquaintances. Danny and I go way back and I help him out on all his escapades! I win!
-Will
Will you all calm down? We aren't even mentioned in this post! The people don't even know who we are!
-Emma
Readers of this blog, we are Daniel's friends! There! Now they know.
-Will
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